Not to Lose the Money

"Dick,"said the mother to her little boy, "take the pitcher out of the cupboard and get some beer. Here is the money, and don't lose it as yesterda " /> 亚洲男人的天堂在线观看,国产成人97精品免费看片,久久福利毛片

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        Not to Lose the Money

        "Dick,"said the mother to her little boy, "take the pitcher out of the cupboard and get some beer. Here is the money, and don't lose it as yesterday." "I shall not lose it today, mother."Dick took the pitcher and went to the ale-house. "I want three penny worth of beer,"he said. The ale-house man filled the pitcher and asked him: "Where are your three pence?" "I put them into the pitcher not to lose them."answered Dick.

        別把錢丟了

        母親對她的孩子說:"迪克,去把碗櫥里的大水罐取來,然后去買些啤酒,錢在這里,別再像昨天那樣把錢給丟了.""我今天不會再把錢丟了,媽媽."迪克拿著水罐去了啤酒店."我要買三便士啤酒."迪克說.啤酒店老板往大水罐里裝滿了啤酒,然后問他:"你的三便士錢呢?"迪克回答說:"我把它們放進大水罐里了,免得丟失."

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