英漢雙語笑話：孩子是從哪里來的？
husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
after 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
she goes balistic, "you impotent bas*ard! how could you lie to me all these years?"
husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "i'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
每次做愛的時候，丈夫都堅持要關燈。20年后的一天，妻子突然把燈打開，發現丈夫手里抓著一個震顫器。她大為光火：“你這王八蛋，這么些年來你就一直用這玩意兒來糊弄我呀？”丈夫注視著妻子，平靜地說道：“我會解釋這玩意兒的。可你得說說孩子們是哪兒來的?！?/p>
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