趣味圖片英語笑話：Trust me 相信我（雙語）
i have no idea who i am any longer...
我不知道我還能活多久
just be happy about that. i've had you in therapy for years and have come to know you. trust me, you 're a real scumbag ...unitelligent and ludicrous...
關于這我很高興，我已經給你治療好幾年了并了解你，相信我，你真是個卑鄙小人，低智商，荒唐可笑的人
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