每日一笑：Shave head(10.19)
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Shave head
刮頭
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."
前些日子，有一男的來到我的理發店，問剪一個頭要多少錢。
“八美元，”我告訴他。
“那，刮次胡子呢？”
“五美元”。
“那行”，那男的邊說邊坐到了理發椅上，“來，給我刮刮頭吧”。
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