雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了⑥
Shanghai, China: Man tries to avoid his nagging wife by getting arrested.
中國上海：為躲“唐僧”老婆、老公寧愿被抓
29 year-old Linghua Wong decided the only way to escape his wife’s hen-pecking was by going to jail. Wong walked into a police station and lied about robbing someone, but authorities refused to believe him. He tried pointing a toy gun at a taxi driver, but the cabbie screamed and scared him away. After multiple bungles, Wong finally achieved his goal. He was locked away from his wife for four years.
29歲男子凌華望（音）認定躲避老婆嘮叨的唯一方法就是去坐牢。凌先生去警察局自首、撒謊說自己搶劫了誰誰誰，但沒人信；跟著他又拿玩具槍對著一名出租車司機，結果對方尖叫、反而嚇跑了他自己。不過多次嘗試之后他終于如愿以償，被判入獄4年，總算有個清靜時候了。.
小編：完全理解。女同胞們注意素質，不然男人們就被逼走上犯罪的道路了。
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