趣味英語：讓人笑掉下巴的庭審記錄
these are from a book called disorder in the court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters-who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. don't miss the last one.
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q: what is your date of birth?
a: july fifteenth.
q: what year?
a: every year.
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q: how old is your son, the one living with you?
a: thirty-eight or thirty-five, i can't remember which.
q: how long has he lived with you?
a: forty-five years.
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q: what was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
a: he said, "where am i, cathy?"
q: and why did that upset you?
a: my name is susan.
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