[爆笑]4 - 4 = ？
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?"
Peter was tongue-tied.
The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?"
"The hole," replied Peter.
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