他們很忙
One day， the phone rang， and a little boy answered.
“ May I speak to your parents？ ”
“ They're busy. ”
“ Oh. Is anybody else there？ ”
“ The police. ”
“ Can I speak to them？ ”
“ They're busy. ”
“ Oh. Is anybody else there？ ”
“ The firemen. ”
“ Can I speak to them？ ”
“ They're busy. ”
“ So let me get this straight ―― your parents， the police， and the firemen are there， but they're all busy？ What are they doing？ ”
“ Looking for me. ”
電話鈴響了，小男孩接了電話。
“請你父母聽電話好嗎？”
“他們很忙。”
“噢，那家里還有其他人嗎？”
“還有警察。”
“我可以和他們說話嗎？”
“他們很忙。”
“那還有其他人嗎？”
“還有消防員。”
“我可以和他們說話嗎？”
“他們也很忙。”
“請直接告訴我――你的父母、警察和消防員都在你家，但他們都很忙，他們到底在干什么？”
“在找我。”
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