怎樣才能進(jìn)天堂？
″If I sold my house and my car，had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor，would I get into heaven？″I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
″No！″the children all answered.
″If I cleaned the church everyday，mowed the yard，and kept everything nea tand tidy，would I get into heaven？″
Again，the answer was，″No！″
″Well，″I continued，″then how can I get into heaven？″
A five-year-old boy shouted out，″You gotta be dead！″
“如果我把房子和車賣了，在車庫(kù)舉行義賣，并把所有的錢給窮人，我能進(jìn)天堂嗎？”我問(wèn)主日學(xué)校(教堂在周日開設(shè)的兒童宗教班級(jí))的孩子。
孩子們齊聲回答：“不能！”
“那如果我每天都打掃教堂，給院子的草坪割草，并且把東西都收拾得干凈整潔，我會(huì)上天堂嗎？”
回答還是：“不能！”“好吧，”我繼續(xù)問(wèn)，“那我要怎樣才能升天堂呢？”
一個(gè)五歲的男孩兒叫道：“你得死了才行！”
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