看笑話學英語26:Night Shift值夜班遇到的怪事
聽笑話學英語26:Night Shift 值夜班遇到的怪事
一個寒冷的11月的夜晚，一個地方警察剛結束了夜班回到家和妻子說：“你簡直無法相信今天晚上發生了什么事！我當了這么多年差都沒見過這樣的事。” “怎么了？” “我在運河邊遇到兩個家伙，
他們一個在喝電池酸液，另一個在吃煙火。” “喝電池酸液？吃煙火？那你是怎么做的呢？” “哦，那很簡單，我抓了一個放了一個。”
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