看笑話學(xué)英語(yǔ)25:A Solution 從未準(zhǔn)時(shí)的解決方案
聽(tīng)笑話學(xué)英語(yǔ)25:A Solution 從未準(zhǔn)時(shí)的解決方案
找一個(gè)從未準(zhǔn)時(shí)來(lái)上班的員工談話。我告訴她，她的遲到是不能被公司接受的而且其他員工已經(jīng)注意到她每天早上的晚到。聽(tīng)完我的意見(jiàn)，她同意她造成了一個(gè)問(wèn)題，她甚至提供了一個(gè)解決方案，“有
沒(méi)有別的門(mén)讓我出入？”
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