英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Regulations 規定（中英雙語）
37.Regulations
37.規定
It was sunny and warm when our neighbor, Danny，left home for his first day of school. He was the proud if reluctaut possessor of a new sport coat and tie，since his school had a dress requirement.
今天是個晴天，天氣暖和。我的鄰居丹尼今天第一天上學。因為學校在穿著上有所要求，丹尼只好穿上新運動衣，還戴上條有帶。
At dismissal time，it was hot out. I could see Danny's mom watching from her front door to catch a glimpse of her handsome young man getting off the school bus. Finally，he appeared- tie undone，lunch box in hand，no coat in sight.
下午放學時，天氣有點熱。我看見丹尼的母親站在門口，等著看看她那漂亮兒子從校車上下來。一會兒丹尼出現了。領帶沒系，夾著午飯盒，新運動衣不見了.
His mother yelled，"Danny，where's your jacket?"
母親生氣地喊道:“丹尼，你的運動衣呢？”
“It's okay，Mom，"he hollered. "It's in my lunch box.”
他喊看說:“別擔心，它在我的午餐盒里.”
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