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        爆笑英語幽默笑話精87:I’ll See To The Rest其余的事由我負責(英漢雙語笑話)

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        87.I’ll See To The Rest

        87.其余的事由我負責

        A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door,talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

        一位車上的列車員剛發出信號讓火車啟動,這時他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上一節打開的車廂門旁邊,跟車廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。

        "Come on,Miss”he shouted. "Shut thedoor,please”

        “快點,小姐!”他喊道:“請把門關上。”

        "Oh,I just want to kiss my sister goodbye.”she called back.

        “噢,我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。

        "You just shut that door,please,”called the guard,"and I’II see to the rest.”

        “請把門關上好了,”列車員說,“其余的事由我負責。

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