爆笑英語幽默笑話精88：Chaude And Cold熱與冷（英漢雙語笑話）
88. Chaude And Cold
88.熱與冷
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage，”he complained."The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”
蒙特利爾自助餐廳的一位顧客擰開盟洗室的龍頭，結(jié)果被水燙傷了。“這太可惡了，”他抱怨道，“標(biāo)著C的龍頭流出的是開水。”
“But，Monsieur，C stands for chaude-French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”
“可是，先生，C代表chaude—法語里代表‘熱’。如果您居住在蒙特利爾的話就得知道這一點(diǎn)。”
"Wait a minute，”roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C.”
“等等，”那位顧客飽哮一聲，“另外一個(gè)龍頭同樣標(biāo)的是C。”
"Of course，”said the manager，“It stands for cold.After all，Montreal is a bilingual city.”
“當(dāng)然，”經(jīng)理說道:“它代表冷。畢竟，蒙特利爾是個(gè)雙語城市。”
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