請務必低頭并小心腳下。

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Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.

"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."

"If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

奧蘭多公車上的聲明。

“當您下車的時候，請務必低頭并小心腳下。”

“如果您踩空了并撞到您的頭了的時候，請您降低音量并注意您的用語。謝謝。”

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