英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話103
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1.A teacher said to her class：
“Who was the first man？”
“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．
“Because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen．”
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand．
“Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man？”
“I don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't George Washington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him．”
有個(gè)老師問(wèn)班上的學(xué)生：
“誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人？”
“喬治·華盛頓，”一個(gè)小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個(gè)男人呢？”老師問(wèn)道，寬容地微笑著。
小男孩說(shuō)：“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時(shí)第一，和時(shí)第一，國(guó)人心中第一。”
這時(shí)一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來(lái)。
“那么，”老師對(duì)他說(shuō)，“你認(rèn)為誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人呢？”
“我不知道他的名字，”大點(diǎn)兒的男孩說(shuō)，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因?yàn)闅v史書(shū)上說(shuō)，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個(gè)寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個(gè)男人。”
2.
An Absent Minded Professor
A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement．
A pupil meeting him said：
“Good evening，professor．How are you？
“Well，” answered the professor，“I thought I was all right when I left home，but now I don't know what's the matter with me．I've been limping for the last half hour．”
心不在焉的老師
有一天，人們看見(jiàn)一個(gè)有名的心不在焉的老師在路上走，他的一只腳一直踏在街溝里，另一只腳踩在人行道上。
一個(gè)碰見(jiàn)他的學(xué)生說(shuō)：
“晚安，老師。您怎么了？”
“啊，”這位老師回答說(shuō)：“我想我離開(kāi)家的時(shí)候還挺好的，可是現(xiàn)在我不知道出了什么毛病。我已經(jīng)一瘸一拐走了半個(gè)小時(shí)了。”
本文標(biāo)題：英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話103 - 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事“Who was the first man？”
“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．
“Because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen．”
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand．
“Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man？”
“I don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't George Washington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him．”
有個(gè)老師問(wèn)班上的學(xué)生：
“誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人？”
“喬治·華盛頓，”一個(gè)小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個(gè)男人呢？”老師問(wèn)道，寬容地微笑著。
小男孩說(shuō)：“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時(shí)第一，和時(shí)第一，國(guó)人心中第一。”
這時(shí)一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來(lái)。
“那么，”老師對(duì)他說(shuō)，“你認(rèn)為誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人呢？”
“我不知道他的名字，”大點(diǎn)兒的男孩說(shuō)，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因?yàn)闅v史書(shū)上說(shuō)，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個(gè)寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個(gè)男人。”
2.
An Absent Minded Professor
A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement．
A pupil meeting him said：
“Good evening，professor．How are you？
“Well，” answered the professor，“I thought I was all right when I left home，but now I don't know what's the matter with me．I've been limping for the last half hour．”
心不在焉的老師
有一天，人們看見(jiàn)一個(gè)有名的心不在焉的老師在路上走，他的一只腳一直踏在街溝里，另一只腳踩在人行道上。
一個(gè)碰見(jiàn)他的學(xué)生說(shuō)：
“晚安，老師。您怎么了？”
“啊，”這位老師回答說(shuō)：“我想我離開(kāi)家的時(shí)候還挺好的，可是現(xiàn)在我不知道出了什么毛病。我已經(jīng)一瘸一拐走了半個(gè)小時(shí)了。”
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