雙語(yǔ)笑話 教派的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)者
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一個(gè)教派的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)者宣稱，他靠空氣就能存活。
A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."
一個(gè)表示懷疑的人說(shuō)：”我昨天還看到你在麥當(dāng)勞吃暮條。“
The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“
這位宗教領(lǐng)袖回答：“你不能稱那東西為食物。”
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