Political Joke(5)
A candidate for city council was doing some door-to-door campaigning，and things were going pretty well，he thought，till he came to the house of a grouchy-looking fellow. After the candidate‘s little speech，the fellow said，“Vote for you？Why I’d rather vote for the Devil！”
“I understand，”said the candidate，“but in case your friend is not running，may I count on your support？”
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