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        死后重生

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        Life after Death

        "Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees.
        "Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied.
        "Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

         

        死后重生

        “你相信人能死后重生嗎?”老板問他的一個員工。

        “我相信,先生”。這位剛上班不久的員工回答。

        “哦,那還好”。老板接著說。

        “你昨天提早下班去參加你祖母的葬禮后,她老人家到這兒看你來了。”

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