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• 決心書

  　　Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center， I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulleti...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話

• Entertainment Joke(4)

  　　By the time the soldier pulled into the little town，every hotel room was taken.“You‘ve got to have a room somewhere”，he pleaded with a proprietor.“Well，I do have a double room with one occupa...

  2018-12-29 英語笑話

• 他的成績為什么這么差。

  One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment .P...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 笑話習題簿11.1.23

  Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.媽媽（正教訓她的女兒）：你不該拽貓的...

  2018-11-23 英語笑話

• 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事84：買東西和說閑話！

  那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's...

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• 我們被包圍了！

  Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded!　　Major:Excellent!We can attack inany direction now!　　士兵：長官，我們被包圍了！ 　　少校：太好了，我們可以向任何方向進攻！ ...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 快速反應

  　　Quick Reaction　　My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, pl...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話

• 咱們的車出了點“小問題”

  　　Honey, We've got a little car trouble　　咱們的車出了點“小問題”　　A wrfe said to her husband, "We've got trouble with the car; it has water in the carburstor...

  2018-11-30 英語笑話

• 我會把它放在我的地板上。

  My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of-until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment. Recentl...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.23

  一個新西蘭男人以超過法定速度的兩倍開車而被拘,他的理由是需要加大油門好讓風吹干他的汽車。37歲的羅杰·丹尼爾以每小時120公里的速度在限速50公里的新西蘭北部城鎮璜加雷一帶開車...

  2018-11-23 英語笑話