咱們的車出了點(diǎn)“小問題”
Honey, We've got a little car trouble
咱們的車出了點(diǎn)“小問題”
A wrfe said to her husband, "We've got trouble with the car; it has water in the carburstor . " The husband exclaimed, "Water in the carburetor ? That's ridiculous!" The wife repeated, "I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor. The husband said, "But you don't even know what a carburetor is Where's the car? And the wife replied, " ln the swimming pooll"
有位太太對先生說：“我們的車子出問題了!化油器進(jìn)水了。”先生說：“化油器進(jìn)水?真是荒謬!”太太重復(fù)道：“我告訴你，車子的化油墨進(jìn)水了!”先生說：“可是你連化油器是什么都搞不清楚啊l車子在哪兒?”太太回答：“游泳池里!”
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