在三個小時以前它是草
Fresh milk
Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.
Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS
新鮮牛奶
客戶:我想知道這牛奶是否新鮮。
侍者:新鮮的?在三個小時以前它是草
A note
I wonder （對）……感到奇怪;想要知道
I wonder at your patience.
你的耐心使我驚異。
I wonder who he is, where he came from and why he came.
我很想知道他是誰,從哪里來,來干什么。
It's a wonder
難得；奇怪的是
It's a wonder you recognized me.
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