英語笑話：養(yǎng)育孩子方面做得很糟糕
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.
一個男孩告訴他媽媽，說她在養(yǎng)育孩子方面做得很糟糕。
She replied,"Hold your tongue. That's not truel"
這位母親回嘴說：“住口，那不是真的”
The boy said, "Then why do you send me tO bed when l'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when l am ? "
男孩說：¨那為什么你總是在我不困的時候叫我上床睡覺，在早上我困的時候叫醒我?
單詞＆詞組
president 總統(tǒng)，會長，校長，行長
cult 宗派：崇拜
survive 幸免于，幸存
guru （印度教）個人的宗教教師：（受下屬崇敬的）領袖，頭頭AM（amplitude modulation的縮寫）調(diào)幅， 也是上午(antemeridiam)的縮寫
Easter Bunny：復活節(jié)兔子。在歐洲的古老傳說中，野兔是一種終日不閉眼的動物，它們能在黑夜里觀看四周的動物。因此，野兔就代表著那黑夜中一輪皎潔的明月.再加上Easter日子是以春天月圓為基準，于是春天繁殖力很強的野兔就成為了Easter的一個象征。
awful 可怕的，威嚴的，<口>極度的，糟糕的
hold one's tongue 保持沉默，肅靜
wake up 醒來
知道不知道
復活節(jié)是最古老最有意義的基督教節(jié)日之一。它慶祝的是基督的復活，即耶穌基督在十字架上受刑死后三天復活，象征著重生和希望。復活節(jié)慶祝日期大致在3月22日至4月25日之間。典型的復活節(jié)禮物跟春天和再生有關系：雞蛋、小雞、小兔子、鮮花，特別是百合花是這一季節(jié)的象征。雞蛋和小兔子在西方是新的生俞和興旺發(fā)達的象征。雞蛋的本色象征太陽，把雞蛋染成紅色則象征生活幸福。
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