笑話習題簿12.23
So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother, And just as you said, mother liked her".
"So," asked the friend, "what happened?""Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!". 有個小伙子發現，無論他帶什么女孩子回家，媽媽都不贊成。一位朋友建議他，“你找一個像你母親一樣的女孩吧——你母親肯定會喜歡她的”。
這個小伙子就找啊找啊，終于找到了一個女孩。他告訴自己的朋友：“就像你說的，我找到了一個女孩，無論在感覺、說話、打扮，甚至烹飪手藝都很像母親的，而且真的像你說的那樣，媽媽很喜歡她。”
“那么，”他的朋友問到，“發生了什么事？”“沒事，”小伙子說，我父親很討厭她！”
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
你喜歡和你老媽一樣的女朋友么？
練習答案：
女生應該都想找一個跟自己老爸一樣的男朋友呢~哈哈！
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