英語笑話笑死人不償命06：安瓜拉瓜拉(雙語)
A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people.
一位政客抵達一處印第安人居留地向居住在該區被壓迫的原住民表達他的關切之情。他向一群民眾發表演說。
The plight of your tribe has always been close to my heart," said the politician.
“我一直切身體會到你們的窮苦困境，”政客說。
"Umgwalagwala , "responded the audience enthusiastically.
“安瓜拉瓜拉！”群眾熱烈歡呼。
I shan' t rest until greater efforts are made on your behalf.
“不為你們爭取更多的福利，我個人絕不會松懈。”
"Umgwalagwala," they responded more loudly.
“安瓜拉瓜拉！”群眾反應更為熱烈。
"And I personally guarantee that you will all be accorded full and equal civil rights. "
“此外我愿個人保證你們將被賦予完全及公平的公民權利。”
"Umgwalagwala," shouted the tribe.
“安瓜拉瓜拉！”整個部落的人都叫喊起來。
The politician was pleased with his reception and asked for a tour of the reservation. Soon, he and his guide were standing next to a fenced enclosure.
對這樣的接待，政客感到非常高興，因此他要求游覽該居留地，不久他和向導就走到一處封閉的籬笆圍墻。
"And what is this used for?" asked the orator.
“這是做什么用的？，’政客問道。
"oh, this empty now, but before we keep bulls in here. "
“喔，現在空無一物，但以前我們在這里養牛。”
"I see," said the visitor, and was planning to enter the enclosure.
“原來如此，”政客說著準備進入籬笆內。
"Hey,you better not go in there,You likely step in a lot of umgwalagwala."
“嘿，你還是不要進去的好，否則你可能踩到很多的安瓜拉瓜拉。”
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