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        如果男人喜歡上了喝酒和吸煙……

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          A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

          “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What's your secret for a long happy life?”

          “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”

          “That's amazing,” said the woman, “how old are you?”“Twenty-six,” he said.

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