你現在已經和我們生活在一起？
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world.
One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.
Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"
一位年輕的母親認為，浪費食物是非常錯誤的，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人。一天晚上她先給她一片新鮮的黑面包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣。她問些果醬涂在面包好。母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，然后說，“當我像你是一個小女孩，露西，我總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬，從來沒有面包加黃油和果醬。露西看著她的母親一會兒，可惜在她的眼睛，然后她柔聲說，“難道你不高興，你現在已經和我們生活在一起？”
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