親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告！布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的狗不識字。
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