英語哲理（笑話）
男人man 女人woman
Smart man + smart woman = romance
聰明男人+聰明女人=浪漫愛情
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
聰明男人+笨女人=懷孕
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
笨男人+聰明女人=離婚
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
笨男人+笨女人=結婚
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
聰明老板+聰明員工=利益
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
聰明老板+笨員工=單純生產
umb boss + smart employee = promotion
笨老板＋聰明員工＝個人提升
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
笨老板＋笨員工＝倒閉
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