搞笑英文格言

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　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人；每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩會發生意外,后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。″

　　Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.

　　“現在的夢想決定著你的將來,”所以還是再睡一會吧。

　　″Hard work never killed anybody.“