未來的組織機(jī)構(gòu)
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The exec was making a presentation to the company board: "Computers have allowed us to cut costs," he explained. "We expect even more dramatic improvements as computers become increasingly self-sufficient." He unveiled a large chart showing a man, a dog, and a computer. "Here is our organization plan of the future."
"What kind of plan is that?" demanded a board member.
"It's simple," replied the exec. "The man's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to bite the man if he touches the computer."
執(zhí)行經(jīng)理在向公司董事會作匯報。“計算機(jī)使我們降低了成本，”他解釋說。“隨著計算機(jī)的自控水平不斷提高，我們預(yù)計成本會有更大幅度下降。”他揭開一張很大的圖表，上面畫著一個人，一條狗和一臺計算機(jī)。“這是我們未來的組織機(jī)械。”
“這是怎樣一個計劃？”一名董事問道。
“很簡單，”執(zhí)行經(jīng)理回答說。“那個人的任務(wù)是喂狗，而如果那人碰計算機(jī)，狗就會咬他。”
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