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Last Monday we had an English lesson ,at the first our English teacher, who is from the USA ,took a joke. He said a story about his grandparents, they had nine kids. Because they lived in mountains there were no any television. So they had so many kids. And then we turn to another topic, we talked about wedding costumes. The teacher asked us where we spent our honeymoon. Most of us answered that we went for traveling. But Janet who is one of my female classmates answered she stayed at home. At that time another male classmate who named Denel added a few words to her answer “to watch TV”. We all laugh loudly.

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