兩磅李子

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　　Mother： I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.

　　Shopkeeper： My scales are all right， madam. Have you weighted your little boy？

　　母親：我讓我的小兒子來買二磅李子，可你只給了他一磅半。

　　店主：我的秤準確無誤，太太。可是你稱過你的小兒子了嗎？

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