外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹100：為何收錢(中英)

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After I was deployed to Egypt for the Operation Bright Star training program, I spent a weekend pass sight seeing in Cairo. A local offered to take my picture on his camel. "Free,” he said. "No charge.”

我被調到埃及參加“明星行動訓練計劃”之后，有一個周末，我到開羅觀光。一個當地人讓我在他的駱駝上照相。“免費，”他說，“不收錢。”

I thanked him and handed him my camera. The man then blurted a command , and his camel sat down，allowing me to board. After taking the whole roll of film, the man said, "That will be $ 5.”

謝過之后，我將相機遞給了他。于是那個人發了一個口令，駱駝就坐了下來讓我騎上去。一卷膠卷照完之后，那人說:“要給五塊錢。”

"But you said you would take my picture free.”

“可你說是免費給我照相的。”

“Yes, that was free ,”he agreed. "But it costs $5 get you down from the camel.

“是的，那是免費的，”他表示同意。“可是將你從駱駝上弄下

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