英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Smart or not 誰人不聰明（中英雙語）
21.Smart or not
21.誰人不聰明
A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts.He requested my assistance in putting it into operation. At first，he handled most of the work, with rne just doing corrections and inputting data. Eventually, though, he asked me to help with the last phase of the training.
計算機公司的一名程序設計師為我們最大的一家財政部門設計了一些軟件。這位設計師要求我來協勸他完成這項工作。開始時，他干著絕大部分的活，我只是干些改錯、材抖
輸入的事。誰知最后，他竟然讓我做培訓工作。
When I sat down with one woman and told her I would be showing her how to make changes to the files，she sighed with relief.”I` m so glad you` re teaching instead of him.”Surprised，I replied that my colleague was far more experienced than I was.”Yes，”she said,”but I feel much more comfortable with you. I get real nervous around smart people."
我和一位女士坐了下來，我告訴她，我來教她怎樣進行文件更改。這時，她松了一口氣說:“我真高興是你來教我，而不是他。”我很吃驚，我回答說我的同事比我的經驗豐富得
多。她說:“沒錯兒，但我跟你在一塊兒就不感到有壓力，在那些精明人面前我總感到膽怯.”
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