英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Seeing nothing 視而無睹（中英雙語）
22.Seeing nothing
22.視而無睹
One afternoon a man came into the bank where my wife，Laura，is a teller. As he stood in the doorway wiping his eye glasses with a handkerchief , she asked if she could help him.
我的妻子勞拉，是名銀行的出納員。一天下午，一位男士來到了銀行，他站在門口用一塊手絹擦眼鏡。我妻子便問他是否需要幫助。
"You're darned right.”he answered."Ever since I bought these glasses here, I haven't been able to see a thing."
“你說得真他媽的對，”他氣憤極了，“自從我在你們這兒買了這副眼鏡后，我還沒看清過一件東西呢。”
"Sir，"Laura replied，"I believe you want the optical store next door."
“先生，”勞拉和氣地說:“我認為隔璧的眼鏡店才是您妥找的地方。”
The man put his glasses on, looked around the bank and said，"I told you these glasses aren't any good:"
那個人戴上了眼鏡，朝四周看了看說:“我剛才不是說了嗎，戴著這眼鏡，我什么也看不清。”
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