但我看到你自己站在那里我就很煩
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
一位新老師試圖運用她的心理學課程。她開始她的課,她說,“每個人都認為你是愚蠢的,站起來!”
幾秒鐘之后,小約翰尼站了起來。
老師說,“你認為你很蠢嗎,小約翰尼?”
“不,老師,但我看到你自己站在那里我就很煩!”
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