笑話習(xí)題簿11.1
A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
"Dont listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven`t got one-use your hat."
譯文：
一個小男孩向他母親哭訴道：“他們都取笑我，說我腦袋大。”
“別聽他們的，”他母親安慰道，“你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。好啦，別哭了，去商店買十斤土豆來。”
“購物袋在哪兒？”
“沒購物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
Notes:
(1) make fun of 取笑；嘲弄
(2) shopping bag 購物袋
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① The boy was complaining to his mother.
② Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head.
③ The mother was angry when she heard what her son had told her.
④ The mother couldnt find their shopping bag.
⑤ The boy did have a big head .
練習(xí)參考答案：
①T②F③F④T⑤T
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