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        英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿2011.5.17

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             One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'      My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'         一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物,回來后發(fā)現(xiàn)車身沾滿灰塵,于是擦洗了一陣。當(dāng)我終于走進(jìn)屋里時大聲喊:"世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃。"     我丈夫抬頭看了看,說:"媽媽來了?"

                                                            

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