英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.5.18

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Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: "You do not Picking out?" To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: "Picking out not ah, do you?" Rats nervously and said: "can not……"

   Xiong seize a mouse butt wipe away!
   老鼠去方便，見熊也在，嚇得不敢吱聲，熊看了老鼠一眼，說：“你掉不掉毛？”老鼠哆嗦了一下不語。熊又問：“掉不掉毛啊，你？”老鼠戰戰兢兢地說：“不掉……”
   熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了！

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