外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹256：提醒(中英)
Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn't you?" I teased.
我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學(xué)的新生，開(kāi)學(xué)幾個(gè)星期之后，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，“提醒”他我們將光臨。但是當(dāng)我們來(lái)到宿舍時(shí)，他的房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚。“忘了我們要來(lái)，是吧?”我取笑他。
"Are you kidding?" he replied，“Why else would I have bothered to clean?"
“開(kāi)什么玩笑?”，他回答說(shuō)，“要不然我肯定已經(jīng)自己打掃了。”
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