賴世雄讀英語(yǔ)笑話學(xué)英語(yǔ)之高尚職業(yè)笑話(7)：把褲腳塞到你的靴子里面去(雙語(yǔ))
unit 7 and stuff the cuffs in your boots 把褲腳塞到你的靴子里面去
the untried general faced battle the next day , and was more than a little frightened. seeking inspiration, he looked into the history of great commanders and learned that wellington had always dressed in red for battle, so that his men would not realize if he were shot.
一位未曾有過(guò)作戰(zhàn)經(jīng)驗(yàn)的將軍非常惶恐，因?yàn)榈诙鞂⒂袀€(gè)戰(zhàn)役要面對(duì)。為了尋找靈感，他翻查了歷年來(lái)偉大將領(lǐng)的檔案，發(fā)現(xiàn)威靈頓將軍每次戰(zhàn)斗中都身穿紅色衣服，萬(wàn)一他被射傷的話，他的士兵也不會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)。
instantly he called in his adjutant and ordered a pair of trousers in a rich, dark brown.
于是他傳了副官進(jìn)來(lái)并指示手下做了一條深褐色的褲子。
英語(yǔ)知識(shí)點(diǎn)解說(shuō)：
1.stuff n. 材料，東西（不可數(shù)） 塞；擠入
例：i'm afraid i can't go out with you this afternoon. i have a lot of stuff to do.
（恐怕我下午沒(méi)辦法跟你外出。我有好多東西要做。）
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