委婉的提醒--雙語幽默笑話
having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. on the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when i hinted, honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？
putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, so, you want to switch seats?
他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：因此，你想交換座位嗎？
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