一個英國姑娘
英國姑娘
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
一個女人要去英國參加為期兩個禮拜的公司培訓。丈夫開車送她到機場并祝她旅途愉快。
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
妻子回到道：謝謝你親愛的，想要我帶什么禮物給你呢？
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!
丈夫笑著說：一個英國姑娘吧！！！
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
女人沉默著離開了。兩個星期之后丈夫去機場接她并且詢問：親愛的，旅途愉快嗎？
The wife: Very good, thank you.
妻子答：非常好，謝謝。
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
丈夫又問：那么，我的禮物呢？
The wife: Which present?
妻子說：什么禮物？
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
丈夫提醒道：我跟你要的英國姑娘呢？
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it's a girl!!!
妻子說：哦，是這件事啊！我已經盡我所能了，現在我們只需要耐心 等待幾個月，看看是不是個女孩兒！！！
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