英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Lobster “tale” 蝦的“故事”（中英雙語）
120.Lobster "tale"
120.龍蝦的“故事”
My friend, celebrating a special occasion，went to a restaurant and ordered what she thought would be a lobster tail. But to her dismay，the entire crustacean was on her plate.
為了慶祝一個特殊的日子，我的朋友來到了一家飯店要了一個她認為是龍蝦尾的菜。然而讓她不安的是，在她面前盤子里盛著一整只大龍燈。
"He's looking right at me!”she exclaimed to the waiter. "I just can't eat him.’
“它在盯著我，”她向服務員解釋說:“我可害怕吃這家伙。”
The waiter removed her plate，but returned it a few moments later. The lobster now had a blindfold neatly tied around its eyes.
服務員把龍蝦端了下去，過了一會兒又把它拿了回來，只見那盤子里的龍蝦的眼睛上戴上了一副眼罩。
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