英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Mistaken 誤會（中英雙語）
121.Mistaken
121.誤會
When I came home from the State University of Mew York at StonyBrook sporting a fashionable，s}rper-short hair-cut，my father teased rne all the way to dinner at a local diner.”You look like a boy，”he said.”I sent a daughter away to school and I got back a son.”
我從斯多尼布魯克的紐約州立大學回家時剪的是一種時髦的超級短頭。我父親在帶我去附近餐館的路上就取笑我說:“你看起來像個男孩，我送一個女兒去上學，卻回來了一個兒子。”
By the time we were seated，Dad had let up. Then the waitress appeared. "Hi,"she said sweetly. "What may I get for you gentlemen this evening?"
當我們就座后，爸爸倒是不說了。女服務員走了過來，“嘿，”她甜甜地打了個招呼:“今晚想吃點兒什么，兩位紳士?”
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