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心目中的英雄Personal Hero
Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" he asked.
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.
我們的孫女兒讀二年級，老師要求班上的同學寫他們心目中的英雄。她的爸爸發現她選擇了他，真是受寵若驚。“你為什么選我呢？”他問。
“因為我不會拼阿諾得.施瓦辛格(Arnold Schwarzenegger)，“她說。
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