每日一笑（2.6)
我教老師 I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proudly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么？”
兒子驕傲地說：“什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。”
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