笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.25

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   "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
   "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
   "I know all that."
   "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
   "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." 　　“親愛(ài)的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō)：“我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
　　“什么？你瘋了嗎？我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒(méi)有買過(guò)東西回來(lái)了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
　　“這些我全都知道。”
　　“那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來(lái)吃晚飯？”
　　“因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”

練習(xí)：
你知道這頓飯的用意嗎？
答案：
哈哈，給朋友看看結(jié)婚后的生活~

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