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        標點符號引起的誤解--雙語幽默笑話

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        after his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: horse saddle and bridle for $50.

        無意中報紙在廣告語中加了個逗號,讀起來成這樣了,50元賣馬,馬鞍和馬韁繩。

        inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:horse, saddle and bridle for $50.

        一個人衷愛的馬死了,他打算在報上登則廣告如下:50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。

        immediately someone responded to the ad, that's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, what's wrong with your horse?

        馬上就有人詢問這則廣告。這馬的價格真是太便宜了,詢問者說,馬有什么毛病嗎?

        well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(錯誤地) typed ad.

        哦,它是死的,安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。

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